Let me just start off by saying 2 things.

1. I hate sharks. I don’t care about your eco, nature preservation, on verge of extinction bullshit.  All sharks suck. We have plenty of carnivorous beast out in the ocean. We don’t need a giant slug with fins and black eyes mistaking every 4-6 foot object for a seal. I HATE SHARKS! (also, I hate bees…)

2. I have waited a long time to hear a story like this, and it made my day being able to write this post’s title.

So basically, a guy stupidly let’s his football sized dog swim in shark infest waters, and SURPRISINGLY when the dog gets dragged underwater by a shark, he jumps in to rescue it. Fist go flying, and a shark swims home with a bruised ego.

Check out the video via CNN.

I hate sharks…