The Large Hadron Collider is set to turn this world into a living combine hell next week, but that doesn’t distract us from other shiny doomsday devices like the Large Helical Device. I have no clue what it does, because while reading about it my eyes grew tired, but it looks “SUPER FRESH YO!”.

Check out this trippy image of the device. Although I have no clue what the hell I am looking at, I am going to assume it is a secret level in the next Tony Hawk skateboard game or maybe a level in Mario Kart.

What does this thing do again? Makes black hole flavored ice cream?

[via gizmodo]